[Showbiz + Unhinged Heroine + Absurd Humor and Memes + Gossip Radar + Utterly Devoted Romance]
“As long as I have no shame, nobody can guilt-trip me!”
Su Nian awakens her [Shameless Gossip Radar], which lets her see the fatal scandals hanging over other people’s heads!
When her cheating scumbag boyfriend betrays her, a scheming green tea picks a fight, and her agency hits her with a staggering penalty and a career ban,
she doesn’t cry or make a scene. Instead, she starts a livestream for the whole internet and reads aloud a 108-page PowerPoint detailing their greasy affair. Then she heads to the agency’s entrance and plays a dirge version of “A Hundred Birds Paying Homage to the Phoenix,” giving her ex and his entire family a grand funeral!
The ruthless capitalists toss her into a dating-show battleground, expecting the whole internet to watch her humiliate herself. But then
A smug male contestant won’t stop spewing greasy nonsense?
Su Nian hands him a bottle of dish soap. “Here, Dalang, drink up. Maybe it’ll flush all that gutter oil out of your head!”
They sabotage the food supply during an island survival challenge?
While the green tea contestant sobs and chews tree bark, Su Nian cooks a top-grade king crab in a battered pot with holes in it!
A patronizing mentor uses workplace PUA tactics?
She whips out the most obnoxious instrument around, a suona, and blasts out a heavy metal rock number that sends the old geezer’s toupee flying!
Her online haters all kneel and surrender overnight: “Holy crap! I love this crazy queen. She’s my personal mouthpiece on the internet!”
Just when the entire entertainment industry thinks this “mad dog” is bound to be crushed by the capitalists,
Lu Shiyan, the untouchable, decisive heir to a powerful capital family in Beijing, holds an umbrella over her in the pouring rain.
“Mr. Lu, she owes us fifty million in breach-of-contract fees!”
“Sorry. Ten minutes ago, I bought your company for her to use as a stress toy.”
“Baby Nian, just tell me who you want sent to prison sewing machines. It’s your call.”
Su Nian tilts her head. “I’m pretty crazy, you know. Aren’t you afraid?”
Lu Shiyan lowers his head and kisses her forehead. “However long you’re crazy, I’ll stay by your side.”
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