The Whole Internet Keeps Getting Skunked, So I Teach Fishing Addicts the Six Meridians Fishing Technique

The fish in the fishing pond Lin Yuan opened are seriously not right. The palm-sized crucian carp can smash rocks with a single flick of their tails. The shadows underwater carry 100,000 volts of electricity. Anglers’ rods snap into a wall of rainbows, and they spend every day cursing in despair. To keep his customers from leaving, Lin Yuan starts offering “value-added services.” “Sir, take this copy of Dragon-Elephant Prajna for some practice. It’ll strengthen your arms and make you the perfect match for bighead carp!” “Miss, this Heart-Calming Formula will steady your nerves and guarantee a catch when you go lure fishing!” Before long, anglers across the country have undergone a complete makeover. Some walk on water while reeling in fish. Others slice their lines with sword energy, and still others use sonic booms to chum the water! Later, during the spiritual qi revival, giant deep-sea beasts attack the coastline and the entire country is thrown into panic. Lin Yuan arrives with thousands of max-level fishing fanatics. “Make way! This thing’s worth at least ten million points. Watch me reel it in with my Karma Rod!”