Fellow Daoist, Stay Your Step! Watch Me Subdue the Heavens with One Hand

[Xuanhuan] [Invincible protagonist] [play the pig to eat the tiger] [Feel-good power fantasy] [Meme humor]

From the start, I end up in bed with the Holy Maiden of the Qingyun Sect. When I wake up, she turns on me and sneers, “Is talking tough all you can do?”

She tosses me five hundred spirit stones as payment, then turns around and kicks me out of the sect!

Damn it, how can I let a woman bully me in my own novel?

Watch me wield the Heaven-Swallowing Demon Art in my left hand and the Dragon Transformation Technique in my right.

Watch me master my demonic arts. No, my divine arts, then wreak havoc among the clans and wage war across the heavens.

An Ice Saint Body? Cutting off worldly ties to prove the Dao?

“Report! Lin Feng has suppressed yet another holy son!”

“Report! He ran off with the Demon Realm’s Holy Maiden!”

“Report! He said... he said...”

“What did he say?”

“He said the thousand spirit stones were payment, and the Holy Maiden was only worth five hundred.”

The Holy Maiden trembled with rage.

Play the pig to eat the tiger? No, he rides a dragon straight to the feast.