[Everyone, keep your underwear dry!]
In the Great Ascension Era, powerful cultivators across the Nine Provinces are overcoming tribulations and ascending to immortality.
Lingyun Sect, once a top-tier sect, has seen all its senior members ascend.
I, Lin Ye, an outer disciple who spent three years tending the boilers in the kitchen, became the sect's only male cultivator.
My master's last words before ascending: "The position of sect leader... can only be passed to a male disciple."
All my senior sisters: "..."
Me: "...?!"
[Ding! Fairy Bond System activated]
[Target detected: Gu Jingyun (Master's wife/Peak Deity Transformation Realm). Current affection: 3%]
[Target detected: Liu Wanning (Junior sister/Late Nascent Soul Realm). Current affection: -15%]
Negative?! Affection can be negative?!
[Bond quest issued: Display a sect leader's authority in front of Liu Wanning. Failure penalty: Be chased for three streets by sword energy.]
I opened the blank ancient book my master had left behind. Golden light surged between its pages.
[Heavenly Evolution Profound Art activated: Remnant pages of the Heart-Chilling Art consumed. Deduction compatibility: 87%. Technique rank: Incomplete, Divine-level and rising]
From then on, while others cultivated one technique, I mastered ten thousand.
While others ascended and faced tribulations, I stayed behind to guard the sect and its immortal beauties.
The young man in the sect leader's seat smiled. "Don't worry, Senior Sisters. Lingyun Sect has me."
There's no writing at all, it's all dialect.
Hahahaha I laughed so hard