Yang Xiaotian was unexpectedly reborn as a tiger.
As luck would have it, this was the very tiger that Wu Song killed on Jingyang Ridge in Water Margin.
According to the original story, this dead tiger, bound hand and foot, was soon going to be skinned and dismembered by the county yamen.
This was a hellish difficulty level from the start.
What was he supposed to do?
Thankfully, at the crucial moment, Daddy System showed up in time~
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Song Jiang: This accursed beast is so silver-tongued that even I can’t argue with it. It’s thwarted my plans to seek amnesty time and time again.
Wu Yong: This beast is so despicable, devious, and shameless. I can’t beat it.
Hu Sanniang: Brother Tiger, your stories like The Legend of the Condor Heroes and Battle Through the Heavens are so good.
Li Ping’er: Brother Tiger, I love listening to you sing “The Punishment of Impulse.”
Li Shishi: If only life could always be like our first meeting, why must the autumn wind grieve over the painted fan... I can’t believe this tiger can write such graceful, poignant poetry. It’s so talented. I think... I’m starting to fall for it.
Gao Yanei: Please, Tiger Lord, spare my life!
Tong Guan: Tiger Dad, I’m no better than an animal. Please let me off just this once.
Gao Qiu: It’s karma! I’ve spent my whole life harming others, only to be sentenced to be skinned alive by a tiger.
Emperor Huizong of Song: This tiger is skilled at all kinds of design, and it paints brilliantly too. Its sketches are especially exquisite, far beyond even my own abilities.
Empress Dowager of Liao: This tiger’s military genius rivals Zhuge Kongming’s. It has defeated the Liao army time and time again.
Wanyan Aguda: Tiger Lord, you’re my grandpa, and I’m your grandson.
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(The synopsis doesn’t do it justice. Please read the novel.)
