Let me start with the conclusion: My sister thought I was digging for oil, but I ended up digging through the earth.
Scene A: She was eating dry bread in the sand dunes - I handed her a steak fresh from the pan.
She (touched): Brother, where did you get the money?
Me (without changing my expression): Bonus from the Saudi boss.
Barrage:? ? ? You call a Star Destroyer a bonus?
Scenario B: She cried during the live broadcast - I ordered the global network speed to be +1000%.
She (crying out tears): The Internet is so smooth!
Netizen: That's 100,000 warships serving as base stations for you!
Scenario C: She is worried that I will be fired——
Me: Don't worry, the boss doesn't dare.
Nuwa: Yes, the boss is himself.
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