My Boss Sent Me on a Dating Show, So I Broke Everyone!

[Dating Show] + [Comedy] + [System] + [Scheming] + [Unfiltered wish fulfillment] Take a look. This man's name is Jiang Lin. In his previous life, he confessed his feelings to a lesbian and promptly had a breakdown, taking a free fall on the spot. Reborn in a parallel world, he binds himself to the [Roast Them for All They're Worth] System. His boss, a diva, puts him on a Dating Show as an ordinary guest: “Go and date someone for me.” Jiang Lin immediately chews out a woman cutting in line at the high-speed rail station, until auxiliary police escort her away. The comments go wild with laughter. His first rule in life: If you can talk back, don't hold it in. Nobody's going to compensate you for the nodules you get from bottling things up. The other guests are there to find love. Jiang Lin is there to bask in the sun. Other fans cheer for their favorite stars, while Hu Yifan's fans flood the comments with, “Jiang Lin, can't you just get lost?” Wait, the diva has him saved as “Jiangjiang,” and her ears turn red all the way to her neck when they talk on the phone. Weren't you supposed to date someone for me? [Friendly reminder: Don't imitate the protagonist's behavior. You don't have his reborn mind, or the experience points he earned from getting burned in his previous life.] Say no to emotional burnout. Start by reading this book.