I'm Playing FGO in Tokyo

[After the first Holy Grail War, this story's Heracles never loses again. He's invincible for the rest of the book.]

The protagonist has clones. There's also Gudako. The protagonist likes big women.

[A masterpiece by Huangye Yiren: Exorcist JK Club + FGO + Corpse Brother + Gensokyo + Tokyo + Synapse + Heroic Spirit Showdowns + non-game power scaling + character growth]

My name is Beichen Lie. My parents are both dead, and I live with my older sister, Beichen Mei. A kappa stole our parents' souls, so now we're just scraping by and waiting to die.

I'm not actually from this world.

I was hit by a truck while dancing Kun on the street, then reincarnated in Tokyo in this world.

Tokyo in this world is a dangerous place.

Monsters eat people, vengeful spirits kill the living, and plenty of evil gods lie sleeping.

Fortunately, exorcist JKs, psychics, monks, ninjas, warriors, cultivators, onmyoji, and anti-demon ninjas all protect the peace.

At first, I was just an ordinary convenience store clerk.

Before reincarnating, my biggest problem was that I could never get anything good from FGO summons.

Now my biggest problem is that, like my sister, I'm worried about finding enough to eat every day.

Prices in Tokyo are sky-high these days, so we have to scrimp on food.

I was about to start yelling nonsense in the street when cultists tied me to a sacrificial altar.

Ah, I hope my sister finds someone she loves. I really wish I could turn into a ghost after I die. Maybe then I could still be around, and leave a message so more people would know the truth.

Wait, can I summon Little Jack?

Hahahaha! I don't have to die!