The Buddhist heir is pure-hearted and free of worldly desires? I'll get him and the demoness together to have fraternal twins!
The Daoist heir is exceptionally gifted? A single speech is all it takes to convince him to switch sides and take a new master!
I cultivate the wildest immortality, stir up the biggest trouble, and take the dean's most brutal beatings, no, wait. The leaders of the entire Confucian and Daoist world, the masters of the Guanxuan Academy, chase after me to clean up my messiest messes.
