The Number One Slacker in the Cultivation World

New book • [Unconventional Cultivation • Lighthearted Comedy] Office drone Zhuang Xian transmigrates into the world of cultivation, only to discover he has become the legendary “Chaos Body,” a useless physique that appears once in ten thousand years: a universal charger incompatible with every cultivation technique.

He thinks his path to immortality is doomed, until an eccentric sect leader hands him a KPI: become head of publicity and save the bottom-ranked Qingyun Sect with online traffic.

And so the cultivation world gets a makeover: recruitment videos turn into cheesy livestreams, the sect tournament becomes a Dou Dizhu card game, the icy senior brother is forced to dance with his sword for the cameras, and the guardian spirit dog starts teaching “Frisbee Evasion”...

With one hand, Zhuang Xian runs the sect’s public account; with the other, he writes requirements for an academic administration System. While the Sword Venerable next door is still meditating in seclusion, Zhuang Xian has already met his KPI through trending topics and used livestream comments to avert the sect’s destruction.

This is hardcore cultivation with a new-media mindset, bringing order to the immortal sects. Who says cultivation has to be all gloom and doom? This generation of fellow cultivators is double-tapping 666 in my livestream!