You Were Told to Drive a Rideshare, But You Put Your Passenger on a Tow Truck

Name: You Were Told to Drive a Rideshare, But You Put Your Passenger on a Tow Truck
Author: User50042452

让你跑网约车，你把乘客挂小黄车

by User50042452 (用户50042452)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 1.0M Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 1d ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Lin Chen transmigrates and joins the “360 Trades” challenge, drawing the most miserable job from the start: a night-shift ride-hailing driver.

Just as the whole internet thinks he’ll be pulling all-nighters to scrape by, Lin Chen awakens the Hardcore Livestream Sales System.

On his very first night on the road, a cute girl with twin tails and a fiery look gets in.

[Ding! An A-class wanted criminal detected: a suspect on the run in a major serial case!]

Lin Chen promptly locks the doors and opens his livestream, switching to his sales pitch in an instant:

“Listen up, folks! I’ve got a huge deal for you today!”

“The ‘product’ behind me is an A-class wanted criminal. Cute on the outside, cunning on the inside. Take her in, and you’re guaranteed at least a second-class merit!”

“Officers across the country, listen up! Forget 998, all you need is a 500,000-yuan reward! Full set of evidence included, delivery to your precinct is on us! Get ready... 3, 2, 1, hit the link!”

The girl was dumbfounded. She was just about to fight back and yell, “Are you crazy?!”

Lin Chen twisted her arm behind her back and subdued her. “Officer An from Jinghai City, quick hands as always! This one’s yours. Don’t forget to leave a five-star review!”

As Lin Chen hit the road day after day, notorious thieves and fraud kingpins all became bestsellers in his livestream.

Officer An from Jinghai City: “Lin Chen, save me a tough one. I’m not going to make my year-end targets!”

Captain Zhao from Handong Province: “An, don’t hog all the good ones! We’ll pay double to snap up this international thief!”

Criminals across the country fled overnight: “Who gets it? I’d rather walk into a police station and turn myself in than get into that ride-hailing car with 888 at the end of its plate!”

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"Even if you want... Want other compensation, I can..." Su Qingying didn't finish what she said, but the shyness and backlash behind her words could be understood by any normal man. This scene was completely broadcast live through the lens of the mobile phone on Lin Chen's chest. In the live broadcast room, the CPUs of more than 20 million netizens were completely burned out. `[Ye Tian's ten-year-old fan: Damn, damn, damn!!! What did I hear?! National goddess?! ]` `[Midnight Heartbreak Boy: Is this something I can watch without paying?! Compensate? How to compensate? Let's talk about compensation in detail! ]` `[Worker Soul: Brother Chen is awesome! Others are robbing wealth, but Brother Chen is gaining both wealth and sex! The big star takes the initiative to get in the car. Do you want this blessing? ]` Not just ordinary netizens. Even the official bosses, who have always been calm, can't help but bubble up in the barrage now. `[Police Officer An of Jinghai City: Ahem... Lin Chen, pay attention to the impact. Ours is a regular show. Although a hero saving a beauty is a good story, don't go too far. ]` `[Captain Zhao of Handong Province: Lao An, you are just an old-fashioned person! Brother Lin is so hot-blooded, what's wrong with sending a big star back to a hotel? Brother Lin, go boldly! I'll give you a note! ]` The barrage was full of howling wolves, and the cheers almost overturned the Penguin Video server. But Lin Chen, the person involved, didn't even move his eyebrows. He took out a red pagoda mountain and lit it. Taking a deep breath, gray-white smoke puffed into Su Okay, that's it.
5 likes5mo ago
Do you want to read novels? Don't worry about it. Just have fun.
5 likes5mo ago
I recommend everyone to read it. It's very interesting. Remember not to read novels with your brain in mind.
4 likes5mo ago
Very nice and interesting
1 like4mo ago
It looks good, I hope the author will not stop updating it It's nice to sit down, everyone should keep updating it
1 like4mo ago
Is there any more? I recommend this type more. I haven't watched it for a few months and it's really nice to watch this when you go online.
1 like5mo ago
It's so funny. What can I say? The protagonist is either seeking death or on the way to death. What a shame.
1 like5mo ago
This is so beautiful. Can you update it more, update it, update it, hurry up, update it, update it, update it, update it.
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