"Qiao Lian, as the uncle of the state, your brother is holding the locust tree in the house and acting out the love between the trees. Is there anyone out there who is so wicked as to play the suona at our gate?
Get him away quickly! "
"Mother, the one who plays the suona is He Zhongtang,
However, my brother-in-law is lying on the wall, cracking melon seeds and watching the show with great interest. How can I catch up? ! "
"Which brother-in-law is yours?"
"It's the Emperor!"
"Hey! I heard that he likes to eat melons and watch plays, but I didn't expect that he even watches my father-in-law's plays. What's this?"
Reader comments
It made me laugh so much. It started with famous scenes: the strange care of the parents, the troublemaker, He Shen suffering from heat stroke, the protagonist pretending to be mentally retarded, the eunuch in charge of Qianlong, pushing Nian Ci down, Fu Kang'an chewing out a hair from his mouth, blackmailing Fu Kang'an, being secretive in a different way, Song Nian Ci kicking the door, brain teasers, holy shit, is it a bath? , He Shen's house was confiscated, the first-rank official helped the widow scold the street, the Minister of the Ministry of Households combed his bangs, the Minister of the Ministry of War could not sleep until he smelled stinky feet, the court was led astray, Ji Xiaolan was pushed back, the weak ministers still have room to grow, the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty pursued him, and the relationship between the uncle and his uncle was not over. . .
The protagonist's image is vividly portrayed, and the historical themes are placed in an immortal space. It is a unique read and the writing is smooth.
It's so funny that the novel can be written like this. The author really has a strong imagination.
It made me laugh so much. It started with famous scenes: the strange care of the parents, the troublemaker, He Shen suffering from heat stroke, the protagonist pretending to be mentally retarded, the eunuch in charge of Qianlong, pushing Nian Ci down, Fu Kang'an chewing out a hair from his mouth, blackmailing Fu Kang'an, being secretive in a different way, Song Nian Ci kicking the door, brain teasers, holy shit, is it a bath? , He Shen's house was confiscated, the first-rank official helped the widow scold the street, the Minister of the Ministry of Households combed his bangs, the Minister of the Ministry of War could not sleep until he smelled stinky feet, the court was led astray, Ji Xiaolan was pushed back, the weak ministers still have room to grow, the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty pursued him, and the relationship between the uncle and his uncle was not over. . .
The protagonist's image is vividly portrayed, and the historical themes are placed in an immortal space. It is a unique read and the writing is smooth.
It's so funny that the novel can be written like this. The author really has a strong imagination.