I, Jiang Ye, failed the postgraduate entrance examination for World War II and died suddenly.
When he opened his eyes again, he was transported to a strangely resurrected world. The system told me: You are the lord of the restricted area and the king of the underworld thousands of years ago. Now there is only 1% strength left. Please collect the fragments and restore your strength.
I said: Oh.
The system said: Host, please complete the main mission as soon as possible, otherwise——
I said: Shut up.
The system dared not speak.
On the first day of time travel, I was captured as a sacrifice by a family called the "Liu Family". The young master wears Armani and has a 20 million watch. He said he wanted to sacrifice me to the ancestors.
I couldn't help laughing.
During the soul-calling ceremony, their ancestral spirit blood evil will come. The whole audience knelt down and cheered. Then it saw me—
Kneel down on the spot: "My lord!"
The young master of the Liu family turned pale. Ask me who I am.
I held a black umbrella, ate wontons, and said, "An ordinary person passing by. By the way, your ancestor is a dog I raised ten thousand years ago."
Everyone in the Liu family was shocked.
I said, "Don't be afraid, I won't kill you. I'll just see how far you can go to seek death."
From then on, there was one more rule in this world——
Don't mess with that sickly boy who wears a black windbreaker, holds a black umbrella, and talks a lot. Because the rules he rewrote casually are the neat death notices for your whole family.
[Travel+system+invincible flow+strange recovery+rule system+cool writing+venomous chatterbox]
It's not the system that takes me flying, it's me that takes the system to lie down.
It's not that I want to show off, it's that the enemy insists on giving me a slap in the face.
——Jiang Ye, known as "The Walking Humanoid Barrage"
