When the apocalypse came, others panicked while I hauled bricks.
Others fought to survive while I threw parties at the construction site.
Lin Bei was an unlucky construction worker in his previous life.
In the apocalypse's fourth year, the ultimate BOSS joined forces with others to ambush and kill him. It was a miserable way to die.
He opened his eyes and found himself back seven days before the virus outbreak.
His coworkers were still playing cards, the cafeteria still served braised pork, and the System was still… slacking off?
The “Apocalypse Antics System” has successfully bonded.
It doesn't issue main quests to save humanity, only absurd missions:
Wear flip-flops and let a mutated cheetah chase you for a kilometer.
Use the construction site's loudspeaker to play “Good Luck Is Coming” and make zombies dance in the square.
Refuse to be guilt-tripped, and leave the other person speechless.
The rewards?
Brick-guided missiles, a hard hat that never wears out, disorienting spray, a talking husky that curses…
And an underground arms cache dug up with a tower crane.
Lin Bei understood:
In this life, he wouldn't be humanity's savior. He'd be the apocalypse's number-one construction boss.
Rescue people for a fee, with clearly posted prices.
Do-gooders, keep moving. Ungrateful leeches, get lost.
The female lead is a mad genius from a nuclear physics research institute. The first thing she says is:
“You have a parasite in your brain. Want me to cut it out? Also, are your kidneys okay?”
From then on, one uses physics to send the dead on their way, while the other invokes divine power through technology.
The mobile fortress Construction Site One sets out, the husky curses, the parrot chimes in, and the System whines every day.
The full title is Apocalypse Bricklayer Reborn: I Become the System's Boss at the Construction Site.
The BOSS says, “I'm reborn, and I have an evolution System.”
Lin Bei pulls out
