Tang Dynasty: a Full-Level Immortal Was Robbed in the Street by Changle

The land god Lin Xuan traveled through the early Tang Dynasty. In order to wait for death, he built a farm outside Chang'an City, where he grew potatoes, roasted sweet potatoes, and walked his dog. Until one day, Li Lizhi, the eldest princess of the Tang Dynasty, climbed over the wall because of her greed for roasted sweet potatoes. Not only did she eat up all his delicious food, but she also accidentally broke his immortal cultivation of "chopping mountains with one sword"! In order to rely on this thick thigh, the majestic princess ruined her reputation overnight. On Zhuque Street in Chang'an, Li Lizhi hugged Lin Xuan's thigh tightly and shouted in front of the whole city: "The whole world knows that you have taken a liking to me, you must marry me today!" Lin Xuan was numb: "Are you trying to get rid of porcelain? I just want to lie down flat!" When the news came back to the palace, Li Shimin was so angry that he drew the Emperor's Sword and was furious: "Where can a village man from the mountains dare to offer me cabbage? I will kill all nine of his tribes!" As a result, the next day, Li Shimin ate the pickled fish made by Lin Xuan, looked at the mountains of potatoes with a yield of eight thousand kilograms per mu, swallowed his saliva and shed tears of excitement. "Good son-in-law! Do you still have these potatoes? Leave a bite for me!" "As for Changle, take it away quickly! If that doesn't work, I'll pack up Princess Jinyang and send it to you!"