I Just Ate the Double Fruit, Why Did Wulao Xing Explode?

Let's talk about the good news first: I traveled to the world of pirates and got a golden finger. Now about the bad news: this cheat requires me to commit suicide in order to become stronger. More bad news: I discovered I'm pretty good at it. On the first day, I bought the front page of the newspaper calling Tianlong people pigs. Result: Saint Charlos exploded on the spot in the holy land of Mary Joa, exploding into a bloody firework. The next day, I drank a bottle of blood in front of the navy. Result: Navy Captain Morton fell to the ground bleeding, and thirty soldiers were silent. On the third day, I put a hundred cigars in my mouth and took a puff. Result: The natural ability user Smoker was poisoned by nicotine, half-kneeling on the ground and retching gray-black phlegm. The Navy Headquarters issued an urgent notice: "All personnel are prohibited from having any negative emotions towards Shuluo!" Wulao Xing ordered: "No anger! No contempt! No murderous intent!" Strong men all over the world have learned one thing When you see Shuluo, smile, turn around, and walk quickly. Don't hate him. Because of the people who hated him, the grass on his grave was already three meters high. Shuluo: (Taking out the poison bottle) "Don't leave, I haven't started the performance yet." Everyone: "... Farewell!!!"