Wang Tiezhu is an eighteen-year-old fire-tending servant in the Qingxuan Sect's service quarters. At the second level of Qi Refining, his only goal in life is to save enough spirit stones to go home and open a tofu shop.
Then, on the night a furnace exploded, a glowing orb calling itself the "Heavenly Dao Patch" crashed into him.
[Newbie Quest: Read Chapter Three of The Tyrannical Immortal Venerable's Contract Bride aloud in front of everyone]
[Reward: Shame Shield (Triggers an invincible defense when you fart in public)]
[Failure Penalty: Electroshock therapy]
From then on, Tiezhu's path to immortality went completely off the rails.
