Shen Zhaoning was the Canglan Realm's greatest sword cultivator in her previous life, the Azure Sky Sword Venerable. After failing her tribulation, she is reborn as a good-for-nothing outer disciple in a third-rate sect.
She plans to keep a low profile, slack off, and wait out her days, never expecting to acquire a ridiculous passive skill: a live broadcast watched by the Heavenly Dao.
She privately complains that the cafeteria's spirit rice is "hard as brown rice," and the cook has an epiphany on the spot, doubling the sect's output. She grumbles that her opponent's swordplay is "like cutting tofu," and his Daoist heart crumbles as he throws down his sword. All she wants is to quietly coast until retirement, yet the entire sect reveres her as a peerless master whose words become law and who enlightens all beings!
Even more absurdly, the aloof, frail sect leader Xie Wuwang, rumored to be "impotent," can hear her thoughts around the clock.
She lusts after his looks. He hears her.
She wants to kiss him. He hears her.
Even when she's nervous on their wedding night and her thoughts run wild... he hears every word.
Xie Wuwang, the reincarnated Taiwei Emperor, smiles faintly with lowered eyes. "Zhaoning, I remember every word in your heart."
Shen Zhaoning: "...I can't spend another day in this sect!"
