[Dihua Contrast + Jidao Organ Technique + Invincible Promotion + Behind-the-scenes Boss Exposure]
My name is Lin Shuang, and I am a female official in the Ming Dynasty's Rumor Department.
My brother was a down-and-out businessman who was living outside the Great Wall. In order to find him, I went deep into the desert. I thought that my brother and sister were going to die tragically at the hands of horse bandits.
Until that day, the alien army pressed on the border.
I wrote a suicide note in despair, but my brother, who was too weak to take care of himself, was holding a teacup and throwing down a handful of black sand.
The next second, the black sand turned into a hundred thousand steel and bronze men, tearing apart 30,000 elite cavalry with their bare hands!
I tremblingly wrote the battle situation in the "Feng Wen Di Bao" and sent it back to the capital. The civil and military officials in the court laughed at me for losing my mind, and the Ming Emperor scolded me for lying about the military situation.
But later...
Attacked by a foreign warrior saint? My brother threw out the blueprint, and a hundred-foot-long mechanical white tiger broke out of the ground, crushing the Martial Saint Dharma with one claw!
The Emperor of Ming Dynasty went on a personal expedition? The 600,000-strong army was blocked by the steel city wall. When the emperor saw my brother's true appearance, he was so frightened that he fell off the throne and knelt down on the spot and called "Ancestor of Tiangong!"
I watched the gods descending outside the city overnight, but my brother used the "mass-produced magic spear" to shoot the gods in the sky into a rain of blood.
I looked at my brother numbly: "Brother, do you call this a small business?"
