"1V1 Double Clean"
"The god who pretends to be a monk vs. The little flower demon who enters the world for the first time"
"The flower who just left the novice village met the top succubus who has lived for who knows how many years."
"The heroine is a squeamish little douchebag."
Everyone knows that the holy monk Qingxiao has boundless Dharma and compassion for all living beings, but he only indulges the petty little flower demon next to him.
Siege of living corpses? She hid behind him and covered her eyes: "Hua, it's so ugly, get rid of it quickly!"
A banquet hosted by dignitaries? She tugged on his sleeve: "The snacks here are not as delicious as the ones you make. Let's go home."
Immortals discuss the Tao? She lay on his lap and yawned: "They disturbed me until I fell asleep..."
Everyone looked at her angrily, but the holy monk only said calmly: "She is afraid of life."
Everyone: ... Do you think she is afraid of strangers? !
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Fu Mo: "Hua, I broke the South China Sea Ice Jade Cup you collected."
Hua: "Copy the sutra a hundred times."
Fu Mo: "... Oh."
That night, she looked at the new, more translucent and precious glass lamp that appeared on the table, and the plate of her favorite osmanthus cake next to it, and fell into deep thought.
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Until the Immortal Sect besieged him and forced him to hand over the demon flower that brought disaster to the world.
Hua took a step forward, the aura all over his body was suppressed, and golden light shot into the sky.
He raised his finger to the sky and asked calmly:
"I have raised a flower, do I need to report it to you?"
At that moment, the three realms trembled, and gods and demons bowed their heads.
But Fu Mo was hiding in his arms, only thinking about:
"Hua, when will you honor the honey-stuffed flower soup you promised to make for me last time?"
"I'll make it for you tonight when I get home."
