Hey! You Were Supposed to Cultivate Immortality, Not Get Stuck on Bugs!

“Ding! The Heavenly Dao enforcer known as the ‘Tribulation Envoy’ is approaching!”

As the top exploit hunter on the server, Ye Liuli ran into major trouble the moment she transmigrated.

To save her own skin, she dug out an ancient soulmate cultivation pact and sprang into action.

Task One: Exploit a loophole in the pact and bind the Tribulation Envoy as her long-term meal ticket.

Task Two: Siphon off the spiritual energy from heavenly tribulations, and borrow the Envoy’s aura to pass herself off as a Nascent Soul cultivator.

Task Three: Before he can draw his sword and start cutting people down, shout, “Husband, save me!”

Ling Xiaozi, the foremost Sword Venerable of the age, was a Tribulation Envoy sent to patrol the world on Heaven’s behalf. Yet a lowly servant had exploited a loophole and bound him as her cultivation partner.

He tried to kill her, and the pact’s protective mechanism kicked in.

He tried to leave, and she drained his spiritual power like crazy.

Then one day, the memories of his past life resurfaced.

It turned out the Heavenly Dao’s rulebook, riddled with bugs, was shoddy code he had written himself ten thousand years ago!

Watching the heroine flirt with disaster at the edge of every tribulation again, Ling Xiaozi sighed.

He silently drew his sword and headed for the Heavenly Dao’s original text. “That’s enough. I’ll patch it for you, okay?”