[Two male protagonists + man dressing up as a woman + relaxed and funny + voice]
Shen Lanzhou was playing tricks in his heart, believing that the girl would like to eat both meat and vegetables and never work the night shift again in her next life, but God obviously only listened to the first half of the sentence.
He wore it. The good news is that he is still there, the kind of man who pretends to be a woman. The bad news is that he is married.
But I didn't expect that my husband seemed to have traveled through time as well.
Another good news is that they both have golden fingers, but his is bigger.
From then on, the painting style of the Great Zhou Dynasty completely went astray.
The Prime Minister blocked the door for questioning. Shen Lanzhou yelled in his heart, "Your tie is crooked." The Prime Minister subconsciously touched his collar, and the whole court was in an uproar.
The emperor criticized Zhezi for painting a dragon, and he recognized the modern equivalent of "I am emo". They exchanged secret codes in the royal study room, and the two of them hugged each other and cried.
The enemy's envoy had poison in his nails. Shen Lanzhou was ordered to add popping candy to his tea. The envoy put firecrackers in his mouth and knelt down to beg for mercy: "God's punishment! It's God's punishment!"
The husband always thinks that he is a woman.
Even if you feel that his chest is flat, you will convince yourself: "My wife is just not well developed."
One day in the future.
Shen Lanzhou: "Wake up. I'm a man."
Gu Yunchen (ears red): "I know. I just don't dare to admit it."
Shen Lanzhou: "What about now?"
Gu Yunchen: "... My lady's waist is really thin."
