【Infinite Flow + Goofy + Unhinged + Everyone’s Favorite】
The day Tang Yaoyao entered the horror game, the System handed her a broken mop that shed bristles.
Other people draw talents like Spirit Exorcist, Heir to a Celestial Master, or God-Tier Escape Artist.
Tang Yaoyao gets identities like haunted-house janitor, vampire dentist, or zombie king’s bathhouse attendant…
As long as the pay is right, she can even crush Cthulhu at work!
“Hey, headless ghost up ahead! Pick up your head! You’re blocking my mopping!”
In the haunted apartment, vengeful ghosts claim lives and players scream.
Tang Yaoyao kicks open the door with a red plastic bucket in hand, then tears into the bloody mess covering the floor: “You dare dirty the floor I just mopped? If I lose my perfect-attendance bonus, I’ll scatter your ashes to the wind!”
And so, the whole dungeon goes completely off the rails.
Sometimes she becomes a workplace judge, forcing thousand-year-old resentful spirits into a frantic race to improve their attendance records. Sometimes she becomes a top-tier technician, livestreaming product sales in the morgue.
New player: Boss, please carry me!
Dungeon boss: Please, just pay her and let her clock out!
Then one day, she accidentally gives the mysterious, ascetic final boss a massage.
The man’s pale hand grips her waist, his voice low. “You’ve done a great job. Now it’s my turn to take care of you.”
Tang Yaoyao replies righteously, “Mr. Lu, please behave yourself. Overtime service costs double, and I don’t accept ghost money!”
