After traveling through time and becoming Tang Monk, Xuanzang found that he was bound to the [Become Stronger System] - as long as he delayed his journey to the west, he would gain a hundred years of cultivation in vain every day.
So, after learning from the main mission, I completely went astray:
Li Shimin urged him to go on the road, and he took out the "Qualification Examination Outline": "Your Majesty, talent selection is a century-old plan!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva appeared and urged him. He was lying in bed and coughing up blood: "Bodhisattva, this poor monk... Really has a heart attack (faking it)."
Sun Wukong waited for mushrooms to grow under the Five Elements Mountain: "Is this monk born in the year of the tortoise?!"
While the sky was full of gods and Buddhas, Xuanzang spent quiet time in Chang'an City: learning foreign languages today, making inventions tomorrow, and opening a barbecue stall the day after tomorrow.
Until one day, Tathagata looked at the monk in the Lingshan surveillance camera who was cooking hot pot while breaking through the Arhat's golden body, and silently crushed the rosary beads in his hand——
"Jin Chanzi, have you been a little rebellious in this life?"
