[Wildly Hilarious + Invincible Heroine + A Chaotic Mashup of Protagonists with All Kinds of Fortune + A Hardcore, Hands-On Redemption]
Su Banxia has lived in Evil Valley for sixteen years and is unanimously regarded by everyone there as the “most delicate little white flower.” She thinks the valley’s uncles and aunties are all good people, since they put her through all kinds of “tests” every day to strengthen her body.
Everyone in Evil Valley (shaking with fear): No! You just beat us into submission, so we’re too scared to say anything!
One day, government officers arrive to tell her she’s the true daughter of the dynasty’s Grand General Who Guards the Nation, abandoned outside the capital, and they’re taking her back to the city. The whole village of Evil Valley sees her off with gongs and drums, weeping bitterly (tears of joy).
On the way to the capital, Su Banxia binds to a “Protagonist Support System” that requires her to help all sorts of protagonists blessed with fortune reach the pinnacle of life.
And so the capital descends into chaos.
A miraculous doctor’s wife who ran away while pregnant is being hunted by a villain? Su Banxia tears the villain’s mountain stronghold out of the ground with her bare hands. “Stop running. You can use the mountain as your bridal chamber!”
A lucky little darling picks up gold thanks to her good fortune? Su Banxia smashes a gold mine with one punch. “Why pick it up piece by piece? You can buy it by the ton!”
A reborn legitimate daughter wants to fight for power in the household and take revenge? Su Banxia plants the scumbag in a flowerpot. “Why fight? Rest in peace underground!”
The protagonists blessed with fortune all break down at once. “Big sis, please stop helping us! You’re going to drive us crazy!”
