One Rule a Day: Starting Tomorrow, I'll Be Invincible

[A comedy full of laughs + no dumbed-down characters + not a formulaic power fantasy + a snarky narrator + a crazy heroine]

[“Guaranteed to be disarmed barehanded,” “Unavoidable Sweeping Leg,” “Time Stop, Time Stop, Time Stop,” “Gender Swap, Gender Swap, Gender Swap,” “Make One Specific Organ Indestructible”...]

“There’s no such thing as a stronger or weaker superpower. It’s the people using them who differ in strength.”

“You may have a rule-based power, but I’m an S-rank physical enhancer. I’m not afraid of you.”

“Come on, Martin. Show me your strongest rule-based ability.”

Martin stared at the man before him, who wore twin ponytails and a JK uniform miniskirt, had a bushy beard and white socks, and looked utterly thrilled. He fell into deep thought.

“Damn it, don’t use a duel as an excuse to get gender reassignment surgery from me, damn it!”

(The author has already completed a million-character novel of the same type that received up to 500,000 reads. No dumbed-down characters or mindless plot, so read with confidence.)