Reborn as the villainess in a rich-family romance, I decided to just coast.
On a live variety show, I munched on watermelon and roasted a top-tier star. That night, the trending topic exploded: #Lin Xiaoxiao, Queen of Doing Nothing#
The whole internet trashed me and told me to leave showbiz. I fired back by registering a company, and my haters lined up to apply for jobs.
My ex-husband tried to force me to apologize to his true love, so I livestreamed a class called The Cheater Spotting Guide. Sales topped a hundred million.
Later, investors begged me to endorse their products, rival celebrities switched teams to have me promote their goods, and the richest family invited me to marry into their ranks.
I winked at the camera. “Don't fall for me, it won't end well. Unless you send me 50 yuan, and I'll show you how to get rich.”
[Hilariously laid-back heroine x triumphant comeback x career goals]
[The heroine's motto: Take things too seriously and you lose. Doing nothing makes you happy.]
