The Movie Emperor of Konoha: My Feigned Talent Became Real

[Naruto] [Naruto]

Let's start with the conclusion: Wu Dai Daigu is a liar.

A deranged, exceptionally talented liar who fooled the entire village of Konoha.

Scene One:

He carried a 500-jin boulder down Konoha's main street. The ground shook, and passersby cried out, "He's naturally strong!"

In reality, it was a 200-jin piece of porous pumice. It looked terrifying, but its density was about the same as foam.

(The Third Hokage lowered his crystal ball. Interesting.)

Scene Two:

At the registration desk, he declared passionately, "I want to enter this school with my head held high!" The Chunin examiner was moved to tears on the spot.

In reality, he'd deliberately put off enrolling for two years just so he could be in the same year as Kakashi and have an easier time fleecing him.

(The examiner stamped his form with tears in his eyes. This is the Will of Fire!)

Scene Three:

He flashed Kakashi a smile so sunny it was blinding, warm as the winter sun.

In reality, he was thinking: This crop of fresh leeks is growing beautifully. My blade is itching to get to work.

(Kakashi, thinking: This big guy... doesn't seem like a bad person?)

Everyone thought he was a hot-blooded boy who never gave up.

Only the System knew the truth.

"Ding! Method-actor mode is online all day, and the level of belief keeps rising."

No, seriously, how can this guy be such a good actor?!