My Daughter's Livestream Exposes My Anomalous Object Containment Facility

Su Tang is a down-and-out livestreamer who specializes in investigating urban legends. Her father, Su Jue, is an unemployed repairman so miserly that he spends every day at home patching his hole-ridden socks.

To earn 100,000 yuan in tips, Su Tang accidentally wanders into the world's most dangerous S-rank restricted zone.

The entire internet goes down, and the Defense Bureau mourns in despair.

But then Su Tang is so scared she drops the wooden amulet her father gave her. The Cthulhu monsters filling the courtyard, each powerful enough to destroy a city, instantly start kowtowing. “We welcome the Director of the Containment Center!”

From then on, a tiny glimpse of the Containment Center is revealed, and the world’s power players have their entire worldview repeatedly ground into the dirt.

Defense Bureau Director Ye Xiuluo: “Have you all gone insane? The red-haired guy grilling lamb skewers in an apron in his backyard is an SSS-rank Fallen Angel bent on destroying the world?!”

Foreign Evil God High Priest: “Don’t mess with that girl! The ancient false god I just summoned with the resources of my entire nation was smashed to bits by one swing of the fire poker in her hand!”

Poseidon, God of the Sea: “I only caused a tsunami, and he stripped me of my divine authority with a single sentence, then took my trident to help his daughter shovel sand?!”

Then, as the heavens split open and a million S-rank anomalies blotted out the sky, Su Jue stepped into the air and casually smashed an island of evil gods with a frying pan. Then he carried a cup of warm milk over to his stunned daughter:

“You little rascal, how could you go exploring without bringing your warm milk for bedtime?”