I broke myself into 108 pieces and scattered them all over the world.
Not to overcome the catastrophe, not because of an accident.
I just lived too long and wanted to have some fun.
The system said that I need to conquer 108 villains to recover the fragments——
Does it think I will cry?
No, I couldn't be happier.
—
I coaxed the tyrant to wash my hands and make soup for me, and I deceived the devil to give up destroying the world for me.
I told them that I liked you, that you were special, and that it was great to meet you.
It's all true.
But "like" does not mean "love",
"Special" does not mean "unique",
"It's great to meet you" does not mean "I will stay."
—
They asked me: Do you have a heart?
I said: Yes, but it is mine.
—
Later, all the villains went crazy.
Not because I lied to them——
Because everything I said is true,
It's just that they don't want to believe it,
A person can like many people at the same time,
But only love yourself.
—
Later, they discovered an even crazier fact:
I had already settled all of this before my soul was broken.
Including their encounter, including their fall,
Including that they are reading this text at this moment.
—
Want to catch me?
Can.
But let me remind you first:
I have a spider that bites people.
I also have a snake that likes to wrap around your ankles when kissing.
The most important thing is——
I will never stop for anyone.
