Others cultivate the Dao in pursuit of immortality. Li Chunfeng cultivates the Dao just to go all out. The Buddhist sect sets up an array? He drives straight through it with a “humanitarian excavator.” The Dragon King complains about his troubles? He hands him A Reemployment Training Manual for the Dragon Clan. The Jade Emperor trembles. “My dear subject, why not take charge of the Heavenly Court too?” Li Chunfeng waves him off. “Don't be ridiculous. I'm busy getting Sun Wukong a flexible-employment permit!”
