[Absurd comedy + System + Mind Reading]
Su Muwei transmigrates into an old-school, angst-ridden cultivation romance novel as the original heroine, a “white lotus” who plays the victim and falls in love.
When the original male lead, Chu Yunxuan, puts on that hypocritical facade again, Su Muwei can't hold back and retches right in front of him.
To avoid meeting the same fate as the original heroine, who was “drained dry, then killed by her husband in the name of the righteous path,” Su Muwei decides to find another way to survive.
If the righteous path is so hypocritical, she'll throw in her lot with the villains!
A System that feeds her cheesy pickup lines suddenly appears, and her life gets a whole lot better!
After that, her words are all sweet and saccharine, while her mind is busy roasting everyone.
She enters the demon realm and shouts at the supervillain Ye Hanyuan: “Was that an earthquake just now? Oh, it was just my heart shaking when I saw you.” (My toes are curling so hard I'm building a castle.)
Ye Hanyuan looks at the strange woman in front of him and chuckles. “Sure. Then leave your heart with me.”
Su Muwei: “...???”
“No! I'm your biological sister, born of different parents!”
To stay alive, Su Muwei takes on the hypocritical original male lead and tries to pull the villains, all of whom were left heartbroken by the original heroine, back from the brink of corruption one by one.
But why does it seem like all these villains feel differently about her?
The aloof Demon Lord: “What righteous path? Anyone who dares bully Xiaowei will be sent down the path of the dead.”
Su Muwei: “I dreamed of a god, and you are my god!”
[...Those cringe-worthy, overpowered-hero lines. I still can't help wanting to punch him.]
The seductive Holy Maiden of the Hehuan Sect: “Darling, these men are filthy. Come on, big sis will turn them all into women.”
Su Muwei: [Big sis's legs are like the spring waters by the Seine~]
The Sword Demon, Poison Doctor, Gu King, and Ghost Face: “Weiwei, just say the word...”
