[Xiu Xian + Traffic Police + Brainless Cool + Funny + System]
My name is Chu Qingqiu, a once-in-a-million-year saint from the Qingyun Sword Sect. My life was supposed to be about enlightenment and ascension.
Until that day, I was just a little bit faster because of my sword...
Scene one:
I was pulled from the sky by a man, thrown into a mud puddle, and struck by lightning.
He said I was speeding and wanted to fine me spiritual stones and seize my flying sword.
I got angry: "Just a mortal, looking for death!"
Result: He chopped me up again, hung me upside down on a tree, and forced me to memorize a broken book called "The Traffic Safety Law of All Worlds."
Scene two:
The elders of my sect came to save me, with hundreds of golden elixirs and a sword array that was overwhelming!
I shouted excitedly: "Uncle, help me!"
Result: The man said they were "illegal assembly and drag racing" and shot them all down and fined them for subject one. My junior brother failed in Section 1 with a score of 88, and we all did a "break dance" with electric shocks.
I was numb: "Junior brother, this question is not about whether a flying sword is more handsome, so I go first! It is about choosing A, and A means giving way to pedestrians!"
Scene three:
My sect's most powerful god-forming ancestor came to conquer this place in an immortal weapon flying boat!
I closed my eyes in despair, thinking that this time it should be over.
Result: The ancestor was caught for "drunk driving + illegal parking", the immortal weapon was changed into a yellow leather bus, and the ancestor himself became a cleaner.
I fully understood, rushed over and hugged the man's thigh: "Master! I understand! Stop at a red light and go at a green light! Traffic rules are the road!"
