My Wife Is Utterly Wicked, So I Have No Choice but to Live Off Her

After I transmigrated, I was frail and sickly, so I decided to settle down and live off my wife.

But my wife thought I was too weak. To keep me alive, she started kidnapping a fairy today, a saintess tomorrow, and the day after that she told me she had her eye on an empress…

I looked at the peerless beauties of every kind before me, then at my wife, whose eyes were pleading for praise.

Me: “Wife, let’s talk this through.”

Her: “You don’t like her, dear? Then I’ll kill her.”

…

Forget it. You really can’t reason with women. Go ahead, then.