Gossip, Kicking Out the Jerks, and a Flash Marriage with a Handsome Roughneck for a Day at Sea

“Su Haitang, you good-for-nothing burden! Getting five hundred yuan in bride price so your brother can marry a wife is a blessing for you!” her biased mother snarled.

Su Haitang had just transmigrated into the 1960s. She sneered, then used the “meows” of the alley cats as gossip to expose her scumbag brother’s damning affair with the village chief’s daughter-in-law in front of everyone. Wielding a kitchen knife, she forced her parents to hand over the family’s savings and cut ties with them for good!

To get away from her awful family once and for all, she followed a seagull’s directions and snatched up Lu Zhanting, a cold-faced military officer home on leave, marrying him in a flash. She thought they’d just be a fake couple sharing a life, but when she arrived at his island base, everyone else was chewing dried sweet potatoes while she used her ability to understand animals to find schools of fish, eating abalone and yellow croaker at every meal.

One moonless, windy night, the feared “Living Yama,” who supposedly had no interest in women, pinned her against the door. His rough fingertips brushed her slender waist, and his voice was husky and dangerously seductive. “Wife, you cured my… problem with that ancestral secret remedy of yours, the spirit spring. Shouldn’t I personally let you see the results?”

Su Haitang’s legs went weak. “Reporting to you, Commander Lu, I have to go gather seafood tomorrow morning…”

Desire surged in the rugged man’s eyes. He swept her into his arms. “Fine. Tonight, we’ll go ‘gather seafood’ right here in the bedroom.”