After the Tyrant Could Read Minds, He Started Eavesdropping on My Insults Every Day

[Mind Reading + Two-Faced Drama Queens + Slacker System + Tyrant Convinces Himself + Hilarious Absurdity]

Lin Wanwan transmigrates into the harem of the Great Yuan Dynasty as a low-ranking ninth-rank concubine who could lose her head at any moment.

To stay alive, she binds to the [Slacker Snark System], showering the emperor with flattery on the surface while cursing him out in her head. The harsher her roasts, the more modern food and life-saving items she gets!

On the surface, she gazes at him affectionately: “Your Majesty is wise and mighty. This concubine admires you beyond words!”

In her mind, she swings hard: [Why hasn’t that dog emperor kicked the bucket yet? I want to go grow crops and eat barbecue in the Cold Palace!]

Who could have guessed that the gloomy, brutal, decisive “Living King of Hell” Emperor Xiao Jingyu would awaken a one-way mind-reading ability!

At first, the tyrant sneers with his sword in hand: This woman is two-faced. She must die!

Later, the tyrant realizes: Listening to her cuss him out has cured his years of severe insomnia? He can even use her thoughts to get the latest gossip and root out threats in the harem?

From then on, the tyrant’s whole demeanor goes completely off track.

When Lin Wanwan is attacked and her legs give out, sending her tumbling to the ground, the tyrant frantically convinces himself: “She curses me in her heart, but her body honestly threw itself in front of a blade for me. She must be madly in love with me!”

A vicious supporting character brings over tonic soup. Lin Wanwan’s inner thoughts reveal the truth: [That old schemer put an herb that causes infertility in the soup!]

The tyrant turns around and pours the poisoned soup down the villain’s throat, then showers Lin Wanwan with affection.

As she watches herself get forced into one promotion after another, Lin Wanwan cries in despair: [Help! The empress has to get up early and manage the books. I just want to be a slacker who listens to gossip!]

The haughty tyrant pins her against the imperial bed, gritting his teeth even as he dotes on her: “I’ll handle the memorials. You can skip the morning greetings. Lin Wanwan, try cursing me in your head one more time!”