Absurd Blind Date: I Have an Anti-Tropes Options System

"Mom, set me up on dates! The more, the better! The prettier, the better! I don't mind if she's got a temper."

"Is this the matchmaking agency? I want your most expensive package, the one where I can meet ten people in a day!"

"Auntie Wang, do you know any girls who are... difficult to handle? I'll give you a huge bonus if it works out!"

Shen Nian had gone crazy.

Just yesterday, he was an accountant in Shanghai who dreaded even hearing the words "blind date."

He earned seven thousand a month, owed two hundred thousand, and could barely support himself. How could he afford to get married?

Then one day, he met a beauty-injection influencer with a plastic-surgery face who demanded 188,000 yuan in bride price the moment she opened her mouth...

He was about to politely block her when a sudden "Ding!" rang in his mind!

[The Weird Blind Date Options System has activated!]

[The weirder your blind date, the richer your option rewards!]

[Option A: Keep groveling. Reward: a Green-Haired Cuckold tattoo.]

[Option B: Tell her to get lost. Reward: 1,000,000 yuan in cash.]

Shen Nian chose B without hesitation.

The next second, one million yuan appeared in his bank account.

He stared at the string of digits and smiled.

So blind dates weren't a burden. They were a secret to getting rich!

And the weirder the woman, the richer the reward!

From then on, Shen Nian set out on a one-way road to "actively seeking abuse":

Gold digger? Roast her!

Family parasite? Roast her!

Manipulative tea girl? Roast her, roast her, roast her!

One comes, he roasts one. Two come, he roasts them both!

The System's rewards poured in, and his bank balance shot up.

From that day on, he became a professional blind dater:

"I never go on blind dates to find a partner. I, Shen Nian, am only here to roast weirdos!"