Tomb Raiding: I Scam Wu Xie from the Start and Make Hei Xiazi Weep

"That'll cost extra." It's the catchphrase of Xu Luanfeng, a top feng shui master.

After a bizarre merging of planes, she accidentally fell into a perilous "tomb of rule-based horrors."

A forbidden blood corpse was in front of her, and an indescribable monster behind.

Just as Xu Luanfeng was about to pull out her compass and start killing, she turned and saw a man who looked exactly like her father, who had died young.

To save time and effort and stay alive, Xu Luanfeng immediately dropped to her knees and latched onto him. Her anguished cry echoed through the tomb: "Dad!!!"

That one shout left the newly arrived tomb-raiding crew completely dumbfounded.

Wu Xie, eyes wide with shock: "Wait, young lady, you've got the wrong guy, don't you? I don't even have a girlfriend!"

Wang Pangzi, sucking in a breath: "Tianzhen, you've been hiding a daughter this old from us? And she's quite a looker, too!"

Zhang Qiling silently put away his black-and-gold ancient blade and handed it to Xu Luanfeng for protection.

Xu Luanfeng had only meant to act helpless, coast along, and search for treasure. But then she noticed a man in sunglasses giving her a knowing, amused stare.

Hei Xiazi pointed at the ashes of the evil ghost Xu Luanfeng had crushed with her bare hands and smirked. "Well, well, sweetheart, that Tiger Claw move just now was pretty slick. How about we talk hush money?"

Xu Luanfeng sneered and whipped out a brick. "You old lecher want to take my cut? Ask my dad Wu Xie if he'll let you!"