Di Jing said, "My wife is just so adorable. I really lucked out: buy one, get one free."
The bodyguards all groaned. That's what you call adorable? Shouldn't we call her harmless to both humans and animals?!
Di Jing went on, "My wife is gentle and cool. Life is so much fun with her around every day."
Is Young Master Di blind? The young madam has killed people right at the police station, and he still calls her gentle?
"In my family, the wife is heaven. The wife comes first."
The bodyguards all nodded. Exactly. The moment the young madam gives him a look, Young Master Di turns into a total coward.