The Martial God Wants to Slack Off Today Too

The protagonist, Lanlan, is the original Martial God, who has lived for 5,000 years and founded the path of body cultivation. By chance, she enters Baihua Valley, a sect for women, and becomes a laid-back odd-job disciple. She meant to take it easy, but one thing keeps leading to another. Sigh, all she wants is a peaceful retirement and an easy life. Why is that so hard? Why does everyone keep picking fights? Watch me teach you all a lesson with my high-damage left punch and even-higher-damage right punch!