Every One of My Maids Has a Golden Finger

Name: Every One of My Maids Has a Golden Finger
Author: Drunk, Laughing at Mortal Life

我的侍女人手一个金手指

by Drunk, Laughing at Mortal Life (醉笑浮生)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 278k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 3mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Meng Jinghong has been transmigrated into the Great Wilderness Dynasty for eighteen years. He had an unbelievably fortunate start: as the only legitimate son of a marquis, the highest rank among the twenty noble grades, his biggest daily worries were what to eat later and where to go tomorrow.

Just as he’d always thought he’d transmigrated into an ordinary ancient dynasty, his System awakened.

[Ping! Congratulations on surviving for eighteen years in the perilous world of cultivation. You have awakened the “Strongest Maid System.” Bind now? Yes/No]

Meng Jinghong’s head buzzed. He’d been transmigrated for eighteen years, and only now was the System telling him this was a world of cultivation.

The bad news: This is a world of cultivation.

The good news: The System is here.

[Strongest Maid System: Grants a random golden finger to every maid who is bound to it.]

[Ping! Wind Spirit Moon Shadow loaded successfully. You can maximize your maids’ loyalty and natural aptitude, and choose one of three golden fingers for them.]

“System, open the golden finger selection panel for my first maid.”

[Option One: One Red Alert Construction Vehicle. Choosing this option binds the maid as commander of the Red Alert base.]

[Option Two: The skill “Qi into a Horse.” This skill requires you to bind a fine steed. When enemies chase you and have no horses, the skill automatically provides the enemy with the nearest horse. As long as their horse isn’t better than yours, they’ll never catch up. The skill has no cooldown, but can only be used when there are hostile targets.]

[Option Three: Livestream Tipping System. Choosing this option gives the maid the ability to receive tips through livestreams on any online platform.]

“System, I choose option one.”

And so Meng Jinghong set out to make his way through the cultivation world, accompanied by a host of maids with golden fingers.

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