"When you shake your head while talking, won't you get slapped by your own pig ears?"
"Your brother also secretly eats pig feed, right?"
Xu Yunzheng, a bitter-tongued computer student at Binzhou University of Technology, died suddenly while staying up late to catch up on a Korean drama. When she opened her eyes, she became a 20-year-old female worker in a small county in Song Province in 1976.
His father died of a work-related injury, his mother was about to be replaced by her cousin Liu Meilan, and her sister stopped taking medication for asthma—the whole family was in dire straits.
She is bound to the [Mean System], and she can use the mean quotes from Korean girls she learned from surfing to yell at people in exchange for supplies and cheats. The ultimate mission of the system is to save Shen Yanzhou, a paralyzed man who gets a monthly subsidy of 12 yuan.
"Get married," she pushed open the broken door and said to the man on the bed, "I want you to receive a monthly subsidy of 12 yuan, and you want me to help you survive this winter. It's fair."
Shen Yanzhou, the son of a professor at Binzhou University of Technology, was transformed from a college student to a worker because his parents were devolved. He was injured and disabled at work and became disheartened and thought his life was wasted.
He sneered: "You want 12 yuan? A useless person like me——"
She stretched out her hand and said, "Do you want to cooperate? I'll treat your leg, and you'll pay me a salary. When you get better and I make a lot of money, we'll get divorced and we won't owe each other anything."
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Until his parents returned home and saw their son standing as tall as a pine tree.
"So, your 'acupuncture therapy', 'Soviet instruments' and 'ancestral dance masters'..."
"It's all fake." Xu Yunzheng lowered his head, "I'm just a liar with cheats."
Shen Yanzhou held her hand and solemnly put the marriage certificate into her palm:
"Xu Yunzheng, you healed my legs and saved my life. The rest of my life -"
"You have to lie to me for the rest of your life."
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