Highway Survival: From the Start, I Talk Nonsense

Everyone transmigrates to a post-apocalyptic road world, where each person is randomly assigned a starting vehicle.

Chen Mo draws a pink coin-operated rocking car.

Yes, the kind outside supermarkets that takes a coin to ride. It even comes with a BGM: "Daddy's daddy is Grandpa."

The whole region's players burst out laughing.

The System awakens and evaluates his talent: F-rank.

Chen Mo says, "F is fine. At least it's a letter."

Then his talent awakens:

[Talent: Nonsensical Nonsense, Delivered with a Straight Face]

[Effect: The more outrageous your claim, the more likely people are to believe it]

[Hidden trait: Talk monsters into depression]

First to clear a stage at SSS rank. First vehicle to evolve. First milestone achievement.

While everyone else is fighting for a bottle of water, Chen Mo has already talked the stage boss into becoming his chauffeur.

When a monster tide strikes, he gives the monsters a stand-up routine.

The monsters laugh until they're no longer able to fight.

Players across the server: ???

System: Even I almost believe him.

This is the story of a stand-up comedian who turns a survival game on the post-apocalyptic highway into a ridiculous comedy with nothing but his mouth.

The pink rocking car will eventually evolve into a mobile fortress.

And every piece of "nonsense" he spouts is on its way to becoming true.