Su Yuejian, the master of both medicine and poisoning, was transformed into a concubine of the Hou family after a laboratory explosion - she had just been kicked into the cold pool by her eldest sister, and she was pregnant with the baby in her belly.
She picked up a man with amnesia and asked, "Can you fight?" "Yes." "For two taels of silver, do you want to do it?" "Yes." Later she found out that this was the baby's biological father, the current God of War.
Buy one get one free, and also get a "loyal servant" Qin Feng. This man was gentle and considerate, helped with abortion and childbirth, and was called the first male nanny in Dajing.
On the day the twins were born, the elder sister sprinkled itching powder first, and then the younger brother peed on Qin Feng. Qin Feng smiled: "It's so cute." In his heart: Tolerance. Just seven years.
Seven years later, Nianyue developed strawberry-flavored butt powder, and Nianling's catchphrase was "burn the house down by the way." The two of them love to play tricks on Uncle Qin Feng and return precise strikes.
Until that day, Qin Feng found a line of crooked words on the secret door of the rockery - "There is a pit here, be careful when entering. - Su Nianyueliu."
A three-thousand-year-old demon died due to typos and butt fans of two cute seven-year-olds. Someone asked Su Yuejian how he won. She smiled slightly: "I raised two children, hired a husband, and destroyed my entire life."