I’m Blood Rose, the mercenary queen of the twenty-fifth century, code-named “Living Yama.”
My greatest hits include taking down an arms depot single-handedly, dismantling three thousand bombs with my bare hands, and driving representatives from seventeen countries mad at the negotiating table.
Then I died and became a baby.
These days, my main achievements are sucking on a bottle so fast it leaves afterimages, directing the whole family with my cries, and building a model of Notre-Dame out of blocks that nearly got my eldest uncle hauled in for questioning.
Grandpa is a business tycoon who holds board meetings with me in his arms every day, calling me his “secret weapon.”
My second uncle is a national screen idol. Every time he tries to teach me acting, I leave him questioning his career.
My third uncle is a genius doctor. His main job with me is being a human rocking horse.
My whole family thinks I’m a once-in-a-thousand-years prodigy.
They don’t know I’m just waiting for my body to grow strong enough so I can track down the bastard who screwed me over in my past life and settle the score.
But before that
Can someone please help me unscrew this bottle? A baby’s fingers are seriously too weak!!
