Lin Mo transmigrates to the Premier League in 2006.
Guided by the ultimate slacker principle, “Never work overtime, take only the minimum wage, and go back home to open a supermarket once I’ve saved £100,000,” all he wants is to quietly slack off and lie flat.
But during a desperate relegation battle, every defender is injured and forced onto the pitch, Lin Mo activates the Strongest Football Wage Slave System!
His starter reward is an SSS-rank passive skill, [Clearance Cruise Control]: whenever he kicks the ball intending to clear it, it automatically locks onto the opponent’s goal!
And just like that, football takes a bizarre turn!
Chelsea’s beast Drogba charges like a tank? Lin Mo closes his eyes in fright and boots the ball blindly, sending a hundred-meter lob that leaves Cech and Mourinho stunned!
Arsenal’s two holding midfielders swarm him? Lin Mo lies flat to dodge a flying tackle, then pokes the ball forward for a ground-hugging winner against Arsenal!
Even crazier, the entire football world goes mad, wildly reading all sorts of things into it!
Manager Richard: “He isn’t slacking off. He’s using meditation to train his spatial positioning through stream-of-consciousness techniques!”
Pep Guardiola: “He has an absolute sense of space. He’s a tactical genius ahead of his time! Manchester City will buy him at any cost!”
Fans: “The craziest genius in history! He scores an impossible goal without even looking!”
Watching the top clubs wave checks worth tens of millions of pounds, Lin Mo is close to tears. “I really am just afraid of getting hurt and want to clock out! Don’t stop me from going home to open a supermarket!”
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