Lin Mo traveled to the 2006 Premier League.
In line with the ultimate social principle of "never working overtime, only getting a basic salary, and returning to China to open a supermarket after saving 100,000 pounds", he just wants to fish quietly and lie back.
Unexpectedly, in a life-and-death battle to avoid relegation, all the defenders were injured and retired. Lin Mo, who was forced to play, activated the "strongest worker system in football"!
The novice gift pack rewards SSS-level passive skill [Cruising Rescuer]: As long as the goal is to clear the ball, the football will automatically lock the opponent's goal!
As a result, the style of football changed suddenly!
Chelsea monster Drogba charges like a tank? Lin Mo was so frightened that he closed his eyes and kicked blindly. He hit Cech and Mourinho with a lob from 100 meters away!
Arsenal's double midfielder double-teams like crazy? Lin Mo lay down on the spot to avoid the flying tackle, took advantage of the situation and stabbed Arsenal to the ground to kill Arsenal!
What's even more outrageous is that the whole football world went crazy and started thinking crazy!
Head coach Richard: "He's not being lazy, he's using meditation to perform stream-of-consciousness space station training!"
Guardiola: "He has absolute spatial awareness. This is a tactical genius that transcends the times! Manchester City must buy him at all costs!"
Fans: "The craziest genius in history! He scored the fairy ball without even looking at it!"
Seeing the tens of millions of pounds checks waved by major wealthy families, Lin Mo was on the verge of tears: "I'm really just afraid of the pain and want to get off work! Don't delay my return to China to open a supermarket!"
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