I, the Demon Venerable’s Moonlight, Am a Stone

I transmigrated into a pebble, only to be tossed into a ditch by the future Demon Venerable. Now he holds power over all under heaven, yet he keeps me enshrined on an altar and repents to me every day. “Venerable, today I destroyed another sect. Has my state of mind improved?” he asks respectfully, replacing my spirit stone with a new, top-grade one. Me, a rock, scream inside: “Improved my ass! Just let me go back to the ditch!” Then one day, he respectfully brought me a pot of ancient divine blood to “consecrate” me. The moment the blood poured over me, I swelled up. After taking human form, I looked at his horrified expression and slowly said: “...Could you give me some clothes first, you... fanatical follower?”