Honghuang: I Refused to Practice, and the Human Race Forced Me to Do It

Yuming, a piece of spiritual jade in Kongtong Mountain, after transforming, just wants to lie down. Fishing, basking in the sun, studying food, practicing? What is that? Can it be eaten? Lao Tzu: Disciple, take the Nine Turns Golden Elixir that I just refined as a jelly bean and eat it. Human Race: I don't know why, but when I see the Yuming Immortal, I want to kneel down. Lich war? It's none of my business, I'm making tea. Conferring tribulation to the gods? Don't disturb me, I'm taking a nap. Until one day, the great master of the three realms suddenly discovered—— How come this most stupid guy is invincible just by lying down? Yuming: Don't ask me, I don't know either! (Human luck +1, cultivation +99999)