Lin Bei stayed up late and fell asleep watching the commentary on Journey to the West. When he opened his eyes, he became Sun Wukong who was pressed under the Five Elements Mountain.
Five hundred years in prison? No WiFi and no takeout? I endured it.
The Tathagata asked him to help Tang Monk go to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures?
Sorry, Sun Dasheng is not going to learn the scriptures today.
Tightening curse? I changed it overnight - whoever reads it will have a headache.
Heaven comes to arrest? He told jokes to tease the heavenly soldiers until they had no energy to fight.
Lingshan comes to scold? Tathagata was teased to the point where he broke his guard and couldn't hold back his laughter.
Monsters of all kinds? Collect everything you can.
Green lion, white elephant and Dapeng? Come be a security guard.
Red Boy Black Bear Spirit? Come be an employee.
The Lord of the Demon Realm? Crying and shouting to join.
Tang Seng: Am I here to obtain Buddhist scriptures or to open a shelter?
Bajie: Brother, are we learning from experience or doing team building?
Wukong: Either way, no conflict.
From today on, the three realms are the stage for my grand sage Sun.
This is not learning from experience, this is making trouble.
When the Monkey King no longer causes havoc in the Heavenly Palace, he turns the Three Realms into a talk show scene where he laughs until his stomach hurts every day. New works are released. Welcome to Tomato Novel to read my works. I hope you all like them. Your attention is the motivation for my writing. I will try my best to tell every story!
